Russell forever

youknowyourebritishwhen:

Major Dickie Head

Mum: Now john sometimes a lady can love a lady John: :O like in daddies videos Dad: i’ll take over this one! Now john sometimes a man can love a man. Whato you think of that as a three year old John: :O when jellyfish eat jelly do they explode!? Dad: go to your room!

This is an alarm clock, if you set it for seven it beeps twice and wakes the child up. What do you use now? I hit them with a brick I am taking your children away you monster

iloveliverpoolfc:

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Russell Howard

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russellhowardlovers:

A few months ago my friend told me about russell howard and i was like

Who ?

  

Nope never heard of him

She told me to watch good news and my reply was

Not happening

But I did … and I rember sitting there thinking

 OMG where have you been all my life ?

Now when I see this face

Im like …

 God I love you <3

And Every Little thing he does …

I worship :)

 

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highwaysturntotidalwaves:

14. A picture of the show that makes you laugh.

THE BEST EVER.

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Russell Howard

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