Teaching your 3 year old son/daughter about gay relationships
Mum: Now john sometimes a lady can love a lady
John: :O like in daddies videos
Dad: i’ll take over this one! Now john sometimes a man can love a man. Whato you think of that as a three year old
John: :O when jellyfish eat jelly do they explode!?
Dad: go to your room!
Lessons in how to wake up your kids
This is an alarm clock, if you set it for seven it beeps twice and wakes the child up. What do you use now?
I hit them with a brick
I am taking your children away you monster
"Jedward I wish they were called Peter and rick"
How I fell in love with Russell Howard …
A few months ago my friend told me about russell howard and i was like
Nope never heard of him
She told me to watch good news and my reply was
But I did … and I rember sitting there thinking
OMG where have you been all my life ?
Now when I see this face
Im like …
God I love you <3
And Every Little thing he does …
I worship :)
AD challenge: day 14
"I’m Vegan. I can’t ride a horse because i’m Vegan. I’ve never even had my photograph taken because i can’t say cheese."