Teaching your 3 year old son/daughter about gay relationships
Mum: Now john sometimes a lady can love a lady
John: :O like in daddies videos
Dad: i’ll take over this one! Now john sometimes a man can love a man. Whato you think of that as a three year old
John: :O when jellyfish eat jelly do they explode!?
Dad: go to your room!
Lessons in how to wake up your kids
This is an alarm clock, if you set it for seven it beeps twice and wakes the child up. What do you use now?
I hit them with a brick
I am taking your children away you monster
"Jedward I wish they were called Peter and rick"
AD challenge: day 14
"I’m Vegan. I can’t ride a horse because i’m Vegan. I’ve never even had my photograph taken because i can’t say cheese."